Gee-Wiz!

All images received as a result of typing 'Gee' into the Google Image Search bar. Don't sue us, we have nothing, honestly. If we had something do you think we'd be wasting our time doing this shit? Besides it's your fault if you put these stupid pics online for everyone to see.

IV: For months Gene and his friends had struggled to get the stump out of the ground. Gene had finally snapped.

BEG: When the Black Panthers sent Eddie to meet the young Ted Kazinski, the only report Eddie brought back was "He is one crazy motherfucking white guy."

IV: When ya live in the hills you learn all about substitution.

BEG: When "Coke Bottle Glasses" just aren't enough.

IV: The company often times gave group eye exams because it also gave them a chance to weed out the workers with inferior intelligence.

BEG: "Arrgg we're crazy pirates. Bring us Peter Sarrrsssgarrrddd"

IV: "It's an open bar!"

BEG: What real Wedding Crashers look like.

IV: All Ben hoped for was a soft landing, but if Carl's calculations were correct and he did fly through time, he hoped there were a lot of big breasted women waiting for him.

BEG: "Ben look out for that..." Carl decided to just shut up, watching Ben hit the tree would be far more entertaining than watching him try to avoid it.

IV: Stu loved it when his arch-nemesis Mr. Henderson fell on his ass and he wasn't afraid to show it!

BEG: "When I was your age penises were only this big, now they're all large and showy. We didn't need a showy penis in my day!"

IV: The wedding photographer was beginning to think the hall was haunted, but he still wanted to get paid, so for now, there were no ghosts, just people dancing too fast for the film. The rest of the details could be worked out later.

BEG: My Super Sweet 16's really shitty photographs.

IV: Having spent their true youth comatose with too much Ritalin, the support group now struggled to regain some of the fun!

BEG: The first competition at the Barf-olymics was the spin test. The last one heaving was the gold medalist.

IV: Tyler couldn't stand the idea of one more flash!

BEG: "Shit, I think I just shit!"

IV: Paolo had come to America to learn a trade, and now that he had learned some skillz he could return to his home country, proudly.

BEG: Paolo's baby smuggling operation was complex. It involved a surf board, a hatchback, and his uncanny ability to balance babies on one hand.

IV: Claire was determined to finish her knitting project entirely inside her head. The pinnacle of her work would be when she finally sneezed out the scarf!

BEG: Claire had been attempting the ever popular 'chopstick walrus' look when her hands slipped and she created an entirely new species of chopstick-human-animal hybrid.

IV: Everyone told Harry that it was bad for him to drink alone, but he was sure that it was ok since he always put his wig and boa on first.

BEG: Harry was worried that since Katrina took out New Orleans that Mardis Gras would be dead. So he decided that every day, after work, he would create his own private mardi gras!

Good Golly Miss Molly!

We are lately lagging. This is mostly because no one shows us the love by leaving comments. When they do we're all 'OOO we need to get crackin!' but when we don't it's more like: 'OOO bring me more Battlestar Galactica' And while the sexual tension between Starbuck and Apollo may be palpable, we really should be posting on here. Oh won't you inspire us?

All images received as a result of typing 'Golly' into the Google Image Search bar. Blah! Blah! Blah!


IV: Frank wanted a nice quiet picnic in the park all by himself, enjoying his surroundings. He hoped his costume would keep the others at a safe distance.

BEG: When Role Playing Games and hunting collide...

IV: Scott waited patiently for his turn to look in the hole...

BEG: It was true, Scott's buddy Vince had in fact dug a hole all the way to China.

IV: With the last of the money having been spent on the table, Polly and George struggled to work in the office with no walls.

BEG: George had always hoped to be wandering the desert and then find a beautiful artist. He found Polly. Polly's body was found 3 days later and had been feasted upon by coyotes.

IV: He's only #1 cause everyone else already died.

BEG: Makes you wonder what's under the granny-panty Speedo doesn't it?

IV: Jimmy loved to spend time with his mother, but she had always wanted a girl and wasn't afraid of what making him participate in her knitting club would do to him.

BEG: Jimmy's mom didn't think Child-Labor laws applied to her home business: Knit Goods by Kelly. So she put the boy to work.

IV: There was a reason all the others in the group stopped.

BEG: We now draw your attention to: Cliff Diving for the Vertically Terrified

IV: Mmmm...frog butt!

BEG: Some nights, Fido just liked to curl up on the couch with a comfy blanket, and eat the ass out of his frog toy. It was nights like this that reminded Fido just how good it really is to be a dog.

IV: Tim and his friends had no idea what the rock looked like, being so close to it and all, but they could hear Paul laughing hysterically.

BEG: Look it's the Gay Tours trip to Arizona! They promised exciting sights, and does it really gt more exciting than this? Huh boys?