Dumb Is As Dumb Does - Pt. 2

Sound the trumpets! We have a new renter!! Haunted House Dressing is our latest victim! His site is informative and he has excellent links for Telekinesis (moving stuff with your brain) info. Which is a skill we wish we had. He also has tips for writers, and has funny thinkgeek.com items. It is overall a site worth digging around in, head over, spend some time, travel the web on his mighty links. Plus the art is really pretty! Go check him out, after you are done laughing at this!

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IV: Coach just kept saying that Juan-Miguel would settle in, but he just couldn't let go of his days with the traveling circus.

BEG: When Juan-Miguel first joined the team they told him he couldn't touch the ball with his hands. Juan-Miguel took this to a whole new level when he decided to play the whole game on his hands. That was until this night, when he got confused and tried to kick the ball with his hand. This was the last time Juan-Miguel played on his hands.

IV: Steff finally figured out why when it was the boys' turn to decide on dinner it always seemed to be oriental and one of them always brought a camera. She would not fall to the madness though!

BEG: Steff's friends loved to reenact Buffy the Vampire Slayer with chopsticks. Fred was a vampire, and Greg, well, Greg wanted to be Buffy. For all intents and purposes Steff really worried about Greg. BTW: Greg you stake them in the heart, not the head.

IV: Mike had always prided himself on his hide-n-seek skillz and how he could always manage to fit himself into the most inconvenient hiding places.

BEG: When Joan told Mike to spend a night in the sofa bed, he decided to literally sleep in the sofa bed.

IV: "Shit! You guys, Tony is dead. He's like a Tony-cicle!"

BEG: "OhMiGOD! It worked! Remember that one time I told you guys that the perfect murder could be comitted with an icicle? Well it's true! Dude! Tony's dead! And I'll never get caught!!!" (an hour later Mark was arrested for the murder of Tony, apparently bragging to everyone in the frat was not a way to cover up a crime)

IV: There had always been rumors spread about in cities about alligators in the sewer. In the country, it was a whole different story.

BEG: It was a little chilly, but baby Margaret loved to sit in the baby Whirlpool.

IV: Recipe for hilarity...take one Jim Carey. Add tennis raquet. Pay close attention.

BEG: "I wanna Rock!" BTW: Where's John McInroe when you really need him to play bass?

IV: The folks in Wentsville always made sure to pay attention to the signs. Of course, they also made a mental note for the future to never hire a dyselxic sign-maker again.

BEG: When Jimmy designed the signs he kept asking if the sign should say left like the direction the arrow was pointing, to which Bob replied "Right." Bob and Jimmy are both no longer employed at Signage, Inc. (BEG side note: this reminds me of the 'No Stopping on Pavement' signs in Louisville KY. Generally these signs are next to stop signs, so which is it Lousiville; stop or no stop???)

IV: Stu figured out that if he breathed on the bar, he could draw smiley faces and footprints just like if it was a real window...unfortunately, Patty, the barkeep kept sweeping by with her rag, wiping his creativity away.

BEG: Stu had seen the girls at the bar pick up shot glasses like this and get lots of phone numbers for it. He thought this feat was impressive. After doing it himself though he got 4 numbers. Sadly, they were all from other men.