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Apocalypse Deux

The Plural of Apocalypse </br> Part Deux: GOSH!!!

Friday, March 31, 2006

GOSH!!!

This 'Fun With Google' image search was inspired by that lovable lame boy, Napolean Dynamite and his affinity for the word GOSH!

All images received as a result of typing 'Gosh' into the Google Image Search bar. Enter usual disclaimer crap here __________________________________________. Or sing 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' and pretend you know nothing about any pictures...you never even saw them and you've never even heard of us! Who are we again?

IV: Jeff had begun to feel inferior twenty miles ago. Now he just wanted to drive his car off the bridge and end it all!

BEG: See guys? Sometimes it can be too big!

IV: The bar owner had gone to a dinner theater a couple weeks ago and thought the concept might work for just drinks. So far though, it'd only made the crowd grumble and chant for liquor.

BEG: Welcome to the first show performed by the Pussycat Dolls of Fargo North Dakota.

IV: Insert bad 3-Men joke here...

BEG: The people who inspired M. Night Shaymalan's "The Village" were a quiet folk, who apprently couldn't decide on an ethnicity or time frame for their costumes.

IV: "Yes, I think this giraffe is dead."

BEG: Note to these boys: The giraffe's heart is not in it's neck. Your insistence on calling the time of death on the giraffe was premature, considering his heart is near his left left on his chest.

IV: Wherever Jenny went, there were always three other girls ready to pop out from behind her and yell, "Surprise!"

BEG: I think it's not an incorrect assumption to think that these 4 girls are not 'Mathematicians' but may in fact be a modern version of the Four Headed Hydra.

IV: (Is that Harold?) Kahn knew that switching the news sheets would lead to chaos when Ling started speaking and Ling was already struggling with the news that giant spiders had attacked their city.

BEG: Oh My God! Kenny did you see this? Mothra is preparing to pick up the nuclear reactor and toss it around like a chew toy! What will we do?? Who will save us?? Call Gammaron!!

IV: When Kelly had suggested they climb the mountain, there hadn't really been any planning for how they would get back down.

BEG: The American who went up a mountain and came down with pissed pants.

IV: "Just give me a minute to take my face off."

BEG: After the whole Batman debacle the Joker turned to transvestitism as a cunning disguise.

IV: Shelly's girl-scout troupe had a surprise for everyone...a cheery re-enactment of the Titanic's sinking, complete with a musical number!

BEG: What life would be like if the living pictures at Hogwarts were real, only with much tinier frames.

IV: "You can't have a party without balloons! That's all I'm sayin'!"

BEG: "Craig after I cracked my back on that ball thing I totally had a flashback and saw Janis Joplin climb out of your shirt. I'm not even shitting you! Pilates is awesome!" Jim decided to always wear tie-dyed shirts for his pilates class if for nothing more than entertainment.

IV: "I'm all right!", Katie kept forgetting the gravity was different in the kitchen.

BEG: Katie, unlike Jim, did not think pilates was awesome. Perhaps she just needed a tie-dyed shirt.

IV: Matt didn't know how they could go on with their Saturday afternoon re-enactments of 'The Fellowship of the Ring' if Matt kept losing his pointy ears in the parking lot.

BEG: When the indie band "Gorilla's With Nun Habits and Monk Fetishes" lost their tour van for the 5th time at the Home Depot the lead singer Fisher decided that they should just walk to all their gigs to be even more indie than all those other pussy ass indie bands that need vans. Sadly all 4 members of Gorillas with Nun Habits and Monk Fetishes were abducted by aliens outside of Bismark North Dakota.

IV: Mary had only just started to notive that she and Pete were the only ones in the whole restuarant...even the waitstaff had disappeared. For a moment she wondered if there was a problem, but she gave up because the bread was just so good!

BEG: When the owners of The Italian Maple Leaf were designing their restaurant they decided to mesh classic Italian restaurant design with a log cabin feel. While it looked nice, no one would come in to eat pizza covered in maple syrup.

Our Renter feels neglected, go see them now! Please??? Pretty Please????

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