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Apocalypse Deux

The Plural of Apocalypse </br> Part Deux: We're Goin' In...

Friday, March 17, 2006

We're Goin' In...

This post has been sitting in our drafts folder for a while, all because we were waiting for an appropriate renter. Someone who is as interesting or demented as us, and we found him! We now present as our renter: Rocky Jay: A Series of Unfortunate Events. Recently he learned just how pussy whipped he is, and bought her Jimmy Choo shoes, which any girl can get behind. Speaking of behinds, he also has an ass gallery. I know, kinda wierd, but somehow he has evaded the dreaded 'Profanity' label (which there is no fucking way we will ever get rid of) on his blog at Blogexplosion. This is wonderous. Go check out this enigma of blog.


All images received as a result of typing 'In' into the Google Image Search bar. You know the routine, this is for fun not money. Blah Blah Blah

IV: Although it was a great honor to be the one boy chosen from his team to teach President Bush to hold the cricket bat properly, Juan-Pedro had no hope for the man learning anything.

BEG: After failing with a baseball team, George decided to give a whack at cricket. Not wanting their club to be destroyed the Banglapoor Bandits explained to him there was in fact no oil under the playing field.

IV: Apparently you can teach an old reaper new tricks...

BEG: At Smith, Wessler and Charlemange the saying 'Getting the Axe' had been replaced by 'Getting the Scythe.' No one wanted to get a pink slip from them.

IV: Mike wanted to touch the microscope, but the girls had given him such a good argument against it...by way of their own stunning rendition of 'Anything You Can Do, I can Do Better'! Not even his mad break-dancing skillz could top that.

BEG: Mike was pretending to be interested in the microscope, but what Mike discovered was that if you looked just right, the mirror under the slide reflected Marcy's bikini covered boobs. This was going to be the best Science Geek Camp yet!

IV: "This fish really stinks. Can I put it down yet?"

BEG: "Yo dawg, you down wit da fishes? You wanna get down wit da fishes? I can show you how to get down wit da fishes. Cos all the ladies love da fishes."IV: With every clean, new snowfall, Mandy made her transformation from mild-mannered seventh grader to full-on yeti.

BEG: This is what happens when Fame is filmed in Cedar Rapids Iowa, in February. (BEG Note: This is quite possibly the best photo we've ever worked with. Seriously, hilarious)

IV: "No one will ever notice if we only take one!"

BEG: The play "The Bicycle Thief" never went over well in Venice. The production companies never understood why until this day.

(IV NOTE TO BEG: Actually dear, I think that's Copenhagen. See how few things I remember when searching for such wonferful pictures to mock?)

IV: This was the last picture Chet needed to complete his scrapbook of photos of him in random places pointing at things only he could see.

BEG: "No, not that piece of coral, the other piece. Dammit Dick, do I have to come over there and place the measuring tape myself?"

IV: Carl had learned his lesson. He told himself that next time he got the urge to point out something historically inaccurate, he should just keep it to him self and move along.

BEG: Carl's membership with the Rotary Club was at stake, so he did time in the stocks to insure that he'd keep his rightful place as treasurer. The Rotary Club was not to be trifled with.

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