Daves We Don't Know...

Hi all! We've concocted a new, special treat for ya'll. It's a new twist on our fun with Google. We love Google!

We've done a Google Image Search with just the name 'Dave' typed into the search bar, inspired by the old Kids In The Hall sketch/song, 'These Are The Daves I Know' which was hilarious enough. However, we've searched for the Daves we don't know at all...and therein lies the fun...
Of course we got pics of your famous Daves...Dave Grohl, Dave Chappelle, Dave Attell, Dave Navarro (hottie)...there was even a picture of Ted Kennedy and one of Jessica Simpson labeled DAVE, but we're familiar with them and their work. They are famous after all.

We were looking for your Everyday Daves though, Average-Joe Daves, if you will. Along the way we found that your AJ Daves like to catch fish and rock out. They also seem to enjoy sports and building things. Many of them even like to load large things into the back of their trucks and show-off. We've brought you the best and strangest of these Daves...All results were obtained the usual way, by typing random thing (DAVE) into the Google Image Search bar. And of course all the same old disclaimer crap applies (not profiting, just mocking so back off!).

IV: Dave was hoping since tricks on bikes and tricks on snowboards had gone a long way towards the fame and fortune of many, bowling tricks would get him to the top...even if he had to throw out his back every time he hit the lanes!

BEG: "Hey guys! look at that pole!" Dave was terrified to admit, he didn't know how to bowl properly. So whenever it was his turn, he did his best to distract them while he granny-bowled.

IV: Dave was a burly guy, but the snake around his neck made him feel more like a man!

BEG: "As for me and my snake, we will serve the Lord, that is if the Lord is a fellow WWE wrestler."

IV: Dave really thought he lived in medieval times, and he looked so good in the nose armor that no had the heart (on a rustic wooden stick) to tell him otherwise.

BEG: Sir Dave of Hoboken loved these weekends. It was just him, his sword, and his nose shield. Ahh... good times, good Medieval Times.

IV: One of Dave's drunken friends (a former clown stripper) was stumbling around the party trying to cheer up all the sad, empty beer bottles. Dave couldn't bring him self to tell his friend that the beer bottles just didn't know they were sad.

BEG: Dave wanted to remind us all why balloon animals became obsolete when we all turned 10.

IV: None of Dave's pals showed up for their Saturday game in the park. Trying to make a go of it anyway. He stuggled to play the game entirely, both sides, by himself. Since none of his friends were there, that also meant no one was there to tell Dave the other players were all really necessary.

BEG: Strike-Out Dave had been dropped from the minor leagues only 3 days after getting to camp. But not even that could derail his dream...

IV: Every time someone in Dave's office said the word COFFEE, Dave would hide under the desk, singing 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' at the top of his lungs. The day this picture was taken it had already happened six times.

BEG: Dave was also known as master of the surge bar.

IV: Saying farewell to his floormates was hard. It was bittersweet, hard, with Dave thinking this could be the last time he'd see any of them. But even if this was to be the end of their time together, he knew they would all be able to look back and remember. Oh, yes! They would always have the Shady Brook Istitute!

BEG: Dave had been driven crazy at the T-Shirt imprinters trade show. Luckily someone had a solution.

IV: Dave's 'Paper-Thin' team was growing envious of his ability to slide in anywhere. They knew he would be the first to acheive true, paper thin-ness. [BTW: I know this is lame, but it was all I could come up with for this picture. My mind is busy. Questions on top of questions with some stray thoughts about dip in the mix. I just don't understand people who take pictures of things like this. Why do they think they need them?]

BEG: "Dave? Dave! Take the picture, the walls are moving, I swear to god the walls are moving!!" (BEG Note: BTW: this was screaming for some bad Star Wars crushed in trash bin joke but I just couldn't bring myself to do it)

Don't Forget to check out our new Renter: Haunted House Dressing. He might be a Dave! You never can tell!!!!