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Apocalypse Deux

The Plural of Apocalypse </br> Part Deux: ...And We're Comin' Back Out - Pt.1

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

...And We're Comin' Back Out - Pt.1

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IV: Life had been sort of a whirlwind adventure since three young girls met a trick-playing witch in the deep, dark forest...

BEG: Phil the giant soft drink had always wanted to be apart of the In-n-Out family, he now saw his way in!

IV: Life still goes on...even when the hairband your stalking tosses you and your friends out of the limo...

BEG: One sparkly sequin dress: $650. One frizziriffic perm at the Cost Cutters: $45. One pants suit with only one arm: $150. Reliving those hairband fantasies = Priceless.

IV: Although, Karen had been told time and time again that her legal blindness since birth would prevent her from ever finishing the marathon, she had finally made it to the finish line...only two years and a half years late and forty pounds lighter.

BEG: Mark had been practicing for this race his whole life. He was excited to get going, that was before the star-gun shot him in the face.

IV: "Yeah, that's what I used to look like."

BEG: "No man, I am a freedom fighter just like my man Che` here on my arm.Only the freedom I fight for is the right to wear 2 carat diamonds in my ears!"

IV: Scott had nearly made it to his bed...if only he had had just one more cup of coffee...

BEG: Scott's debilitating narcolepsy was one thing, being mocked by the cat was entirely another.

IV: YARD SALE!!!

BEG: Mark's narcolepsy was one thing, being asleep so long he grew that facial hair is entirely another.

IV: "The fire is out, but we lost the toast."

BEG: "I'm afraid we lost another one to Di-tech, and so we torched the place."

IV: Self excorcism gone terrbily wrong!

BEG: Scotty feared the ancient waters of the well, especially after seeing The Ring, but he promised he would make it through!

IV: The day-campers rejoiced in the fact that today was the day they would be taking back Lake Runamok from the alligators...little did they know, the alligators had their own moment of celebration to see to...

BEG: In the late 90's they attempted to re-make Pirahna the movie with younger children. The parent's association didn't approve of youngsters with water noodles getting eaten alive. This is the only remaining cell from the film.

IV: Sean knew that surfing in the midwest was nearly impossible, but his dad had always told him to never fear trying new things.

BEG: The Lake Michigan Surfing Club hadn't had many members, but the one they did have had enough heart for the whole lake!

IV: When the crew told the producers of their brilliant plan to make a documentary about roads, they sort of left out the fact that that was all they would be filming.

BEG: Your tax dollars hard at work...

IV: Being the summer camp director's daughter in a post divorce settlement environment was hard enough, but Jill knew that she could never tell the other campers about her mother's plan to make belts from all their snake friends in the fall just to spite her father.

BEG: In the early 00's they attempted to remake Anaconda, only to set it in a day camp this time and have the movie be a journey of parent seeking child. The parent's association didn't like this anymore than Pirahna, and it was eventually scrapped. This is the only footage remaining, in it we see young Sarah man-handling the anaconda's young!

2 Comments:

Blogger Lisa said...

Oh wow... no one has commented on your website yet and its absolutely hilarious :) I'm stuck in a boring programming class trying so hard not to burst out laughing :) Hilarious, I'll link you sooN!

2:56 PM  
Blogger Black Eyed Gurl said...

Thanks Lisa! We love you too! And we are glad to be distracting you during class!
-BEG & IV

4:23 PM  

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